I gotta be honest, Cyclops don't play challenges. Usually. Unless said challenge involves drinking beer. That, I can do. I really can't be arsed to look up the "contest rules" or what not, but sure I can drink some beer :) ![beerclops cave.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmaFVsb1FuFHWxmqDYKUCUNDzSsHTFwLiKntLBQXxFTnR3/beerclops%20cave.jpg) So this all started when one of those flabby pink flesh sacks with too many eyeballs came by my cave with marshmallows to roast over my fire. I have to admit, I was taken aback. This is the second time in recent memory one of those two eyed blasphemies has actually been nice to ole' clops. @rubencress you are a Prince among flesh-sacks. You didn't once steal one of my magical artifacts and in fact you brought a nice selection of beer with you as well as marshmallows. Curious that a two-eyes from the Netherlands made a detour through the Pacific NW coast of the USA to pick up beer on the way to my mist-shrouded island somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea, but hey mine is not to wonder why. Mine is just to eat humans and drink beer. Although I did let this human walk out of my cave alive. I may be slipping in my dotage, but he was just the *nicest* cave-guest. Okay enough of this blather. On to the challenge! Before he left, Monsieur Le Nicest-Human challenged me to drink the damn beers he brought and post about it here.

Alameda Black Bear XX Stout

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7.0% Alcohol by Volume | 22 Oz. / 650 ml. Bottle Alameda Brewing Company 4675 NE Fremont, Portland, OR 97213

A very dark stout, slightly on the bitter side and with a little more molasses up front in the taste than is my preference in a stout. I like more of a smokey stout, or a smoother, creamier, more oatmeal-y stout. This one is well reviewed by other reviewers and comes decorated with medals from beer festivals in years past, but it wasn't my cup of tea. Nor my cup of stout, as it were. If it floats up outside my cave I will drink it, but I am not making a special swim to the mainland for this, that is for sure.

Cyclops Rating Scale

Let me break my rating scale down for you. I will rate every beer from one to five eyes, with two eyes being the worst obviously and one eye being perfection. I will leave it to you to work out what three to five eyes on the scale means, I think it is self explanatory.

Cyclops gives this beer 3 1/2 eyes.

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