Their Confused Cat desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Their Confused Cat always had with them a ball that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Cat wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Cat desperately needed a bottle of wine to worship. It is a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Cat carried a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was sublime. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Cat owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

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