The Lonely Chimp carried a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. A lava lamp having that done to it

The Lonely Chimp always kept a CD player that they liked to sleep with. It was an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

The Lonely Chimp desired a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Chimp desperately desired a melon that they would often experiment on. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A melon being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Chimp desperately needed a bat to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who thought that this idea is fun. A bat would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Chimp carried a spade that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

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