Come one, Come all; step right up and claim an Account. Yes, that's right... Well, Kind of. Here's the deal, Due to some very generous and completely unanonymous donors @comedyopenmic has some SP to play with. This means that since HF20 has been implemented that we're able to create accounts by paying for them with RC. Since we love all the weirdos out there who call themselves COMers, (ok fine they don't but we call em that) we'd love to get the honor of creating accounts for your friends and family. You can hit us up on discord and message right here on the blockchain. For now, these accounts will all be created at no charge, and we'll hand over the master password to you so you can do what you will. Though of course, your first point of call will be to change your password. Now here are the catches. 1. Preferably for a real person (or friend of a real person). 2. If you're a ComedyOpenMic community member we will also delegate 15SP to you for a short amount of time to help you on your way to whaledom. 4. The length of time we delegate the SP will be dependent on demand. (minimum 1 month) 3. If it's a joke account, we will charge 2.5 Steem and there will be no delegation (except possibly the title of joke account maker). 1. Joke accounts will have lower priority but not in terms of hilarity. 1. If you're not a community member that's ok too, we'll create accounts for you but it will cost 2.5 Steem. 1. We have a limited number of accounts we can make so first in best dressed. 1. If you're a community and want a bunch of accounts, we will need a little lead time and possibly a couple of vials of your blood. Don’t ask questions. So come hit us up for an account and we'll happily dish them out to new COMers. @ComedyOpenMic is the Proud Sponsor of @ProjectGiving [![fixed_one.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTjjEhfPLiV6B5J4XuS7LwBqpB6YntZwYUszbKo9vPz3q/fixed_one.png)](https://steemit.com/sndbox/@projectgiving/this-incredible-african-charity-needs-your-help-introducing-yokaenso-project-giving-s-1st-fundraiser) _{@ProjectGiving uses the power of the Steem Blockchain to raise exposure and funds for small scale non-profit initiatives around the world. Click on the banner to learn more about this week's fundraiser for: Yokaenso, a Tanzanian non-profit which seeks to create an ecologically sustainable community.} Click To Vote @ComedyOpenMic For Witness And Disrupt The Steem Blockchain With Laughter!

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