IF THE WORLD ENDS IN AN HOUR

I will definitely confess to everyone that I am not ___________. My answer would be short but let me share to you the real story of mine with regards to my answer: like what I said to the dentist when I undergone a root-canal to my decayed tooth. I was not suppose to tell them including her assistant nurse. The dentist might be at mid 40s and her assistant at less than 30 years old she's young and a kinda hot nurse you know. I'm a married man, please don't tell this to my lovely wife sssshhhhhh mouth zip for now okay we're good LOL. *Note: I am a Filipino and this Dentist/Doctor and the nurse are also both Filipinos.* So I asked the nurse *the hot one* ^{(*my god I said I'm a married man*)} if that root-canal surgery would be PAINFUL, she said while smiling "hmmm why did you ask sir, are you afraid?" I said if its painful than the ant bites, I will surely withdraw my root-canal session schedule right now right here. The hot nurse said WHAT!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? You know what was my reply? I said, look since I was born I was not been in a doctor before now thanks God to that. **And I am not even got _______ because I am afraid of needle, syringe, blade and PAIN and you ask me why.** The hot nurse ^{(*I said I'm a married man leave me hot n...*)} was shocked and laughed at all. >**in tagalog I said: hindi nga ako nagpa_____ dahil takot ako at masakit tapos ngayon masasaktan ako sa pag papa ayos ng aking ngipin hindi na ah!!** And this is exactly what I'm going to confess before the end of the world. **Hey people do you know that I am not CIRCUMCISED? hahaha bully me now we will together be melted into ashes in an hour anyway hahaha** >We Filipinos mostly got in to trouble during our childhood up to teenager stage because of that issue **"the non circumcised will be a victim of the bullies."** Fill in the blanks above with the word **"circumcised"** LOL. >But what if the end of the world will be postponed next week or next month or next year. WAAAAHHHHHH hahahaha shame on me.. **My God! My God! Did I say that in this comment??? NO NO NO DELETE DELETE oh my goodness.. the world will not be melted yet! oh my God!** *** # OKAY THIS WILL BE MY ENTRY HAVE FUN!! HAHAHA