### Are you ready kids? ### Aye aye captain! ### I cant hear you! ### AYE AYE CAPTAIN! ### Oooooooh! Who steals always ### and want all it? ### GO-VERN-MENT! ### Who wants to dip into your wallet? ### GO-VERN-MENT!

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#### You see this nice old man? Immediately evident - kindness itself! Oh, so handsome... But this asshole is not so simple! He is not just a man. He is a gear of a huge and ruthless machine (in truth, even a frankly stupid machine) - Government!

#### So... nice old men are living and did not know what grief means - "sawing" a budget money for their expensive cars, yachts, and apartments in different countries, in general, not bad. But suddenly, from nowhere, - enthusiasts who shouted something about independence from the state and other satanic things, some diabolical crypto-currencies and other crap!

### What the hell is going on here? - The old men cried! ### SCAM! - Almost immediately they exclaimed! ### PROHIBITED! BANNING IMMEDIATELY!

#### And rightly so! If you do not understand something as yet and do not have any benefit from it, when these, as they are called there... for sure - slaves... ah, no... workers! So, these simple workers are already trying to earn money on this and feed their families! This is real stealing! Exactly! Stealing from an unfortunate and poor government that has not figured out how to steal here!

#### And what is needed in this case? Correctly! Tough measures! And more? Yes Yes Yes! Imaginary concern for the poor little people!

### You are in danger! - The old men shouted from the TV! ### It's all a big hoax! - They hit the headlines! ### The government will save everyone! - The president declared authoritatively!

#### All of them are heroes of our time - honest, kind and modest altruists! They rallied to carry out a difficult and immensely dangerous mission - the salvation of the human race!

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### Oh! Not that! Sorry...

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#### Millions and millions of rubles were spent on research and development! But hard times require strong people and desperate solutions, and the difficult decision was made!

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### All this is even more dangerous than we thought! - Proclaimed tabloids! ### There are no experts in this field! - Older people echoed! ### A lot of flaws and risks with its terrifying consequences! - Shouted state-owned TV channels! ### But do not panic! We will teach you! - Good-naturedly said the wise old men!

#### Decentralization is terrible! Anonymity is catastrophically dangerous! Insecurity of bitcoins is immediately visible to an intelligent person! Instability and poverty - step into the abyss! So the new messiahs listed ALL the flaws of cryptocurrencies! Ultimately, the main drawback - all crypto are not regulated by any government!

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### I really hope that I managed to convey to you this valuable information, friends! Do not succumb to Satan! Do not risk your immortal souls and do not mess with cryptocurrencies! Otherwise, hell will fall upon the Earth and the four horsemen of the apocalypse will herald the beginning of the end!

Sincerely, Terry Craft.
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