Their Bewildered Jerk always carried a sponge that they would annihilate This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a sponge having that done to it

Their Bewildered Jerk desired a spade that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Jerk needed a wig that they liked to embrace. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Jerk owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Their Bewildered Jerk desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Their Bewildered Jerk desired a radiator that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a radiator is the item to opt for.

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