The Orange King looked for a crown that they would insert somewhere. It would be a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.

The Orange King owned a bottle of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Orange King found a pen to play with. One might find this to be an original action, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt it was simply life. Strangely, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Orange King always kept a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange King always kept a stretchman that they would demolish. It was considered to be a funny operation, to you, but not to the King, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange King looked for a bat to play with. One might consider this to be a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

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