Recently, @snook reached the 1000-followers mark, achieved a '60' Reputation score, and has been on the Steem blockchain for almost a year. [Congratulations!] So, she decided to do something secial: a contest for her "Pants Are Optional" podcast.

Below are five questions. Answer the questions any way you see fit. You can do it in a song, artwork, writing, gif's, or all of the above. Use your imagination. Have fun answering the questions. Make me laugh, smile or groan when reading your entry.

1. Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars and why?
2. What time do you normally go to bed and why?
3. Favorite day of the week and why?
4. What board game do you hate the most and why?
5. If you had the world's attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?

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^{• IMAGE BY @snook •}

Although I am answering these questions, I think I would probably be a rather boring guest on the podcast. I definitely don't have as quick a wit as @enginewitty, @saffisara, @jackmiller, @shadowspub, @thehive, and some of the other past guests, and my outlook on life is often more simple than that of others around me. But still, here goes...

![Snook.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/thekittygirl/uLuCkJ0u-Snook.png)

1. Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars and why?

Sure! Take me over you knee and maybe pull my hair, too... 😁

![Snook.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/thekittygirl/uLuCkJ0u-Snook.png)

2. What time do you normally go to bed and why?

I have always been a bit of a Night Owl, so I stay up late. Except, of course, when I am working a job where I have to report at a certain time, and those jobs have have been first-, second-, and third-shift jobs, so I've done it all. Given to my own devices, I'm usually awake until 1 or 2 AM at least, and have often stayed up until the sun rises. On average, I'd say it's more in the 3-5 AM timeframe. I love the nighttime and Mother Moon, so it is fun to be awake then. 😊 ![Snook.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/thekittygirl/uLuCkJ0u-Snook.png)

3. Favorite day of the week and why?

That's hard to say... I really enjoy the "Pimp Your Post Thursday" show on the Steemit Ramble discord server, but it is Friday when the local grocery store has fresh fish plates available in their deli. I love fish! 😋 ![Snook.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/thekittygirl/uLuCkJ0u-Snook.png)

4. What board game do you hate the most and why?

It's been a very long time since I played a board game, but I have enjoyed most of the ones I've played. I love "Trivial Pursuit" because of the questions, so it wouldn't be that one. Maybe "Life" because it is too much like... well, LIFE... 😱 ![Snook.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/thekittygirl/uLuCkJ0u-Snook.png)

5. If you had the world's attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?

![BeKind600.jpg](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/thekittygirl/SOqRkWz8-BeKind-600.jpg) ![Snook.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/thekittygirl/uLuCkJ0u-Snook.png)

The special "Snook dividers" were created by me, especially for this post. Feel free to snag them and use them if you wish to honor this wonderful lady in some small way! If, of course, she says it is okay... 😉 ![ThanksForReading.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmX5PVZYtzAT5eTGf4ZQ5KWtQ2VV1thxEpggdobVRfgWNp/ThanksForReading.png) 😊 ![incisel--PINK.png](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmQKNVxuxyzTJyfqCGHEKdTRmRguWcmG6VWHVDAPZrH8j4/incisel--PINK.png)

a big hug is due to @enginewitty for designing the following personal banner for me 🤗

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