So, I've had a crush on this girl. I really like her, she's funny and I think she gets me. She laughs at my jokes and tells me I have nice hair. Well, imagine my surprise one day when I found out, she has a boyfriend. It doesn't matter anyway. I'll show him. She deserves a guy who can take her of her and protect her. She'll come to understand that. https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1395658796ra/9025365.gif I just have to find him and hammer that knowledge in until he realizes that he doesn't deserve her. She's too good for him. http://cdn1-www.mandatory.com/assets/mandatory/legacy/2016/03/man_file_1065676_4rL1xppzKSL0pswO9Pq6J_Kid-Fridge-Corner.gif ^{gifs: [1](https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1395658796ra/9025365.gif), [2](http://cdn1-www.mandatory.com/assets/mandatory/legacy/2016/03/man_file_1065676_4rL1xppzKSL0pswO9Pq6J_Kid-Fridge-Corner.gif)} **And if that fails, I'm pretty good at bouncing back up, one of the perks of being athletic.** I nominate @choogirl and @meerkat to join #comedyopenmic in the next round.

**If You Enjoy Teen Comedy, Here are some of my Absurd View of Teen Life:**

...hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed making them... :P [***Alrighty Then*** - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 2](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/alrighty-then-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-2) [***Ooops, I Did It Again*** - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 1](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/ooops-i-did-it-again-comedy-open-mic-round-13-entry-1) [***Wash Away the Sorrows*** - Comedy Open Mic Round 12 Entry 2](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/wash-away-the-sorrows-comedy-open-mic-round-12-entry-2) [***She's Too Good*** - Comedy Open Mic Round 12 Entry 1](https://steemit.com/punchline/@joshua-golbuu/she-s-too-good-comedy-open-mic-round-12-entry-1) [***Can I Get a Hand Over Here?*** Comedy Open Mic Round11 Entry 1](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/can-i-get-a-hand-over-here) [***Communicating is not Only What You Say but What Others Think You're Saying***](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/communicating-is-not-only-what-you-say-but-what-others-think-you-re-saying) [***How to Bring Out the Beast in Her***](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/how-to-bring-out-the-beast-in-her) [***No Phones Allowed*** - Comedy Open Mic Round 7](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/no-phones-allowed-comedy-open-mic-round-7) [***That's Alright, I'll Wait a Few More Years***](https://steemit.com/funny/@joshua-golbuu/that-s-alright-i-ll-wait-a-few-more-years)

**If You Enjoy Teen Comedy, Here are some of my *Absurd View of Teen Life*:**

**If You Enjoy Teen Comedy, Here are some of my Absurd View of Teen Life:**