Fat Scammer desperately wanted a cucumber to eat. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Fat Scammer always carried a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

Fat Scammer needed a wig that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

Fat Scammer always kept a bat that they would often break. One might say this is a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was exciting. A bat would be the item that was chosen.

Fat Scammer desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item selected.

Fat Scammer searched for a stretchman that they would hug. It is a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

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