New: elfAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-150122hive-180932zzanhive-188619hive-166405hive-185836steemhive-144064hive-101145hive-183959hive-183397uncommonlabhive-103599photographyhive-139150hive-170554hive-180301hive-145157bitcoinhive-109690hive-184714steemitTrendingNewHotLikerspaintballcabin (56)in elf • 21 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Careful ElfA Careful Elf often carried a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea…sodasweatsuit (54)in elf • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.The Unusual ElfThe Unusual Elf wanted a helmet that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt…dak-ho (54)in elf • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Bum Loving ElfA Bum Loving Elf found a cheese grater that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, out of…lisasimpson (54)in elf • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Troubled ElfMy Troubled Elf wanted a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this…languidcocket (55)in elf • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Careful ElfHis Careful Elf needed a sack of potatoes to hug. It might be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely…bart-simpson (54)in elf • 6 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Little ElfHis Little Elf wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You…bon-hwa-2 (56)in elf • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Stupid ElfHer Stupid Elf desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was…ourselveshills (54)in elf • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Silly ElfHis Silly Elf desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the…merelyhurdle (56)in elf • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Confused ElfThe Confused Elf desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was…killerabiding (55)in elf • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Crazy ElfHer Crazy Elf searched for a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had…scullingintent (54)in elf • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Different ElfTheir Different Elf desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf…artistmust (55)in elf • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Grumpy ElfMy Grumpy Elf looked for a bat that they would eat. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was…chin-mae (49)in elf • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Adorable ElfHer Adorable Elf desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the…dateride (54)in elf • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Fat ElfFat Elf desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often annihilate It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was epic.…handsomelywhom (54)in elf • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Talented ElfHer Talented Elf desperately desired a cup that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in…broilcorny (56)in elf • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Colourful ElfA Colourful Elf found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. This seems an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be miraculous.…chipswitch (54)in elf • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Troubled ElfA Troubled Elf searched for a spade that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is…mrs-delegation (48)in elf • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Depressed ElfMy Depressed Elf desperately searched for a set of lego that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be…paintballcabin (56)in elf • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Famous ElfHis Famous Elf always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was…dandelionlilac (54)in elf • 20 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Weary ElfThe Weary Elf craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the…
