Why did the melon jump into the lake? Because it wanted to be a watermelon.
What do dentists call their X-rays? Tooth pics!
You cannot trust atoms, because they make up everything!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
What is the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Why didn’t the prawn share his treasure? Because he was shellfish.
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
How come teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Haha nice once!
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
What band was better than The Cure? Prevention!
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Yeah thats a good test or experiment :)
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Couple more jokes:
I failed math so many times at school, I can't even count.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Adding some jokes of my own here:
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit