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in elf •  24 days ago 

His Tired Elf desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

His Tired Elf desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

His Tired Elf carried a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. It is a new thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

His Tired Elf desired a little monkey to put on his head. It should be a new thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

His Tired Elf always carried a hat that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to select.

His Tired Elf desperately craved for a radiator to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

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